Jesus: Yo yo yo! What's kracka-lackin' to all my G's up in da V-I-L-L-E and all my homesters, pimps and lil' playas down in da O-town!? Dis yo host Master J payin' much respect to the crews on the East and the hoods on the West.
Jesus: So check it, I gots my own webcast and it's prop with my side-man, my main lil' gangSTAR. He so pimp his sisters say, "Dang!" Say whaddup, Lil' D.
Lil' D: Shooba.
Jesus: He ain't got the hot jams like I do.
Jesus: But dig it. Master J. and Lil' D. gonna be bringin' you some crazy wizack we be seeing you ain't.
Lil' D: Ah, yeah son.
Jesus: And we be settin' this shorty off right here with one o' da craziest slams you ain't never wanna hear.
Jesus: Go ahead, Lil' D. Use that news-voice you be doin' at school, all pretty and prop.
Lil' D: *clears throat*
...Once again, a public library has been sued for gently asking a patron to leave because his body odor was provoking complaints. George Stillman, 80, filed a $5.5 million lawsuit in October against the New York Public Library for feeling "humiliat(ed)" by the staff of the St. Agnes branch in Manhattan. Stillman said he views body odor (his and others') as mere "challenge(s) to the senses" and "a fact of life in the city." Actually, he had also denied that he had any body odor at all, but a New York Post reporter, interviewing him about the lawsuit, said she noted "a strong odor."
Jesus: Dang, yo. Ain't dat some dumb kracka-whack?
Lil' D: Fool need a bath.
Jesus: Ain't dat straight! That's it fo' dis week. Stay smoove and PEACE!
