Doom is imminent!
The
Earth-bound adoptive father of the Son of God is about to have a very bad day.
It’s the first day of big girl school for Ruthie and nothing is going to stop
her, not even a sleep deprived big brother with angels standing guard at his
bedroom door. But first they have to get there, and getting this family and
their friends to two different schools is an adventure on its own. Along the
way Joseph takes notice of a truckload of “edu-bots”, robots intended for
school use by the Patriot Springs Public Schools System.
At Grover
Lincoln Middle School Jesus and Lil’ D meet their new teachers, who include
Medusa, Kali, Thor, a Harpie and the school’s principal Moses. Even more
exciting to meet are their fellow classmates: Joan of Arc, Dracula, L. Ron
Hubbard and Xenu, Buddha, Adolf Hitler, Cassius Clay and Howard Cosell, Joseph
Smith and his two girlfriends Emma and Louisa, Confucius, Clark Kent, Ghandi, and
who knows who else!
But what’s
the deal with these robots? Seems a certain devil down in hell, one Tres
Lucifero, has recruited Lil’ D’s grandmother Eva Belle to aid him in his plot
for revenge against Jesus for depriving him of that Evel Klown! An act of
vengeance that will unfold at Ruthie’s new school Martha Washington Elementary.
Robots and
demons everywhere! On top of all this Lil’ D is about to hit puberty. Oh, it’s
on! With news like this you know the media will be there to cover the chaos, Patriot
Patrol 32’s own Harriet Iscariot reporting the action as it happens.
Hey! It’s
just another day in Patriot Springs. So take a deep breath and keep telling
yourself the doom isn't real.
