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| The One & Only David Paul |
David Paul is the world’s strongest billionaire. When he isn’t counting all his money with his magical kung-fu grip he draws cartoons about religious figures and laughs all the way to the bank. His greatest achievement in life is his Nobel Award-winning invention of the Whatchajigger, and his fondest memory is of the Nobel Ceremony in which Nelson Mandella and Muhammad Ali introduced him, saying, “There are many Davids and there are many Pauls, but there is only one David Paul.”
Following
the Award Ceremony there was a banquet at the Stockholm City Hall hosted by Adriana
Lima, Sofia Vergara, Monica Bellucci, Lynda Carter and Mother Teresa, where David
denied accusations he is a robot from the future.
