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The NEVER ENDING Sequel!
Doom is imminent!
The
Earth-bound adoptive father of the Son of God is about to have a very bad day.
It’s the first day of big girl school for Ruthie and nothing is going to stop
her, not even a sleep deprived big brother with angels standing guard at his
bedroom door. But first they have to get there, and getting this family and
their friends to two different schools is an adventure on its own. Along the
way Joseph takes notice of a truckload of “edu-bots”, robots intended for
school use by the Patriot Springs Public Schools System.
At Grover
Lincoln Middle School Jesus and Lil’ D meet their new teachers, who include
Medusa, Kali, Thor, a Harpie and the school’s principal Moses. Even more
exciting to meet are their fellow classmates: Joan of Arc, Dracula, L. Ron
Hubbard and Xenu, Buddha, Adolf Hitler, Cassius Clay and Howard Cosell, Joseph
Smith and his two girlfriends Emma and Louisa, Confucius, Clark Kent, Ghandi, and
who knows who else!
But what’s
the deal with these robots? Seems a certain devil down in hell, one Tres
Lucifero, has recruited Lil’ D’s grandmother Eva Belle to aid him in his plot
for revenge against Jesus for depriving him of that Evel Klown! An act of
vengeance that will unfold at Ruthie’s new school Martha Washington Elementary.
Robots and
demons everywhere! On top of all this Lil’ D is about to hit puberty. Oh, it’s
on! With news like this you know the media will be there to cover the chaos, Patriot
Patrol 32’s own Harriet Iscariot reporting the action as it happens.
Hey! It’s
just another day in Patriot Springs. So take a deep breath and keep telling
yourself the doom isn't real.
Patriot Springs Gazette 2
Leaders of the ice-fishing community, aiming for official Olympics recognition as a sport, have begun the process by asking the World Anti-Doping Agency to randomly test its "athletes" for performance-enhancing drugs, according to a February New York Times report. However, said the chairman of the U.S. Freshwater Fishing Association, "We do not test for beer," because, he added, "Everyone would fail." Ice-fishing is a lonely, frigid endeavor rarely employing strength but mostly requiring guile and strategy, as competitors who discover advantageous spots in the lake must surreptitiously upload the hauls lest competitors rush over to drill their own holes. Urine tests have also been run in recent years on competitors in darts, miniature golf, chess and tug-of-war, and in 2011, one chess player, two minigolfers and one tugger tested positive.
A generous local businessman recently graced the city of Okuizumo with funding for replicas of two Renaissance statues ("Venus de Milo" and Michelangelo's "David") for a public park. Agence France-Presse reported in February that many residents, receiving little advance warning, expressed shock at the unveiling of "David" and demanded that he at least be given underpants. (2) Fax machines, almost obsolete in the U.S., are still central to many tech-savvy Japanese families and companies (who bought 1.7 million units last year alone), reported The New York Times in February. Families prefer faxes' superiority to e-mail for warmly expressing Japan's complex written language, and bureaucrats favor faxes' preserving the imperative of paper flow.
In February, an off-duty Tampa police officer and an off-duty sheriff's detective from nearby Hernando County were awarded the sheriff's office's highest honor, the Medal of Valor, for exemplary bravery in an October incident in which a 42-year-old naked woman was shot to death by the officers. The woman was holding a gun and had made threats, and a 5-year-old boy was inside a truck that she wanted to steal. However, even though a neighbor had simply wrestled the woman down earlier, the officers still thought their only move was to shoot to kill. Said the woman's brother, "They shot a mentally disturbed, naked woman. Is that valor?"
In 2011, Julian Pellegrino pleaded guilty to DUI involving serious bodily injury to Mark Costa in Chicopee, Mass., and was sentenced to serve 18 months in jail, but that did not deter Pellegrino from filing a lawsuit in December, demanding $1.1 million for Costa's somehow "caus(ing)" his car to collide with Pellegrino's. Pellegrino (with a broken neck) was actually more seriously injured than Costa, who sued back, asking nearly $200,000. (In 2010, while Pellegrino was awaiting disposition of the case with Costa, he pleaded guilty to another DUI.)
Classic JOSEPH!
Continuing in the tradition of our four part series "Origins" we now move on to a new series. "Classic JOSEPH!" will introduce new readers to our first series run, which was published on InvestComics. This first strip (now three strips below) is also a scene in our first book "The Family Album".
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Patriot Springs Gazette
Have you ever wondered where in America Joseph and his family lives? Who hasn't! Wonder no more, because the mystery has been solved. Patriot Springs, America. Below is the cover page from the local paper. Enjoy!
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