That's right. If that lame creep-o brother of mine can have his own show then so can I 'cause mommy said so. I'm here with my best bestie forever Teresa 'cause her mommy said she can help me have my own show and Jesus can just deal with it. So there.
Today we saw the funniest video and I'm gonna show it to you right now.
I think it would be funny if the two kitties met and the little kitty jumped on the back of the big kitty and they danced on the judges table on American Idol and Niki Minaj was like, "O0o0o, dahling you so fine. Ima make you mine." And then Randy said, "Yo, where my dog? Help!" And uhm, that one cute country guy protected Mariah and was like, "Don't worry, ma'am. Kitties are playful. Don't be scared." Then Mariah said, "You know that's right."
And then the kitties smacked all the really bad singers and yawned and stretched and went to sleep on the judges table and they had to do the rest of the show with two sleeping kitties on their table, one big and one small.
