Jesus: Yo,
check it. We back wit a new jam. Got dis cra dig ‘bout da one and only Zombie
Attack.
Lil’ D: Dig.
Jesus: Last
night’s show was sick!
Lil’ D” Cra
sick, dig.
Jesus: So
check it. Nick done took his peeps to the old barn last season—
Lil’ D:
Lame.
Jesus: True.
But now they holed up in the old soda pop factory and they dying off one by one
every single episode, yo.
Lil’ D: Ask
me, they all gonna die by the end of dis season. Ain’t gonna be no mo.
Jesus: Dat
ain’t make no sense, Lil’ D. How they gonna have a show if they all dead?
Lil’ D: I
just keep on reading da comics. They better anyway.
Jesus: Well
they two different things. In da comics Nick only talked to his dead wife for
like one issue. And his kid on da show is like stupid annoying.
Lil’ D: Know
dat.
Jesus: What
about da Judge?
Lil’ D:
Comics better.
Jesus: In da
comics he sick cra-cra. Does all kinds of cra on Nick.
Lil’ D: In
da comics da Judge raped Nick’s pregnant wife and then made his kid kill his
own moms.
Jesus: Yeah,
dat’s sick, yo. Cra sick, not cool sick.
Lil’ D:
Shooba.
Jesus: Now
in da comics the group already way past the old soda pop factory, and
Ninja-Girl just ‘bout runnin’ dat.
Lil’ D: She
ain’t waste no minute on Nick when he trippin’.
Jesus: But
in da new game Zombie Attack 4 they start out at the old soda pop factory and
Ninja-Girl da best character to bust out.
Lil’ D: She
a’ight. I like her in da comics but I like playin’ Nick’s son Carmen in da
game.
Jesus: Man,
Carmen ain’t got nuffin’ on Ninja-Girl. She got dat sword take out three
zombies at once, yo.
Lil’ D:
Carmen got his pop’s old cop hat give him plus 4 protection and da long barrel
.38 dat gives him dead-eye accuracy. He ain’t never miss. Dead shot in da
forehead every shot.
Jesus: True,
true. But he gotta reload every six shots.
Lil’ D: Take
less than a second. Ninja-Girl get all tired.
Jesus: Yeah,
but what ‘bout dat flamethrower? Cain’t neither of them carry it so you gotta
play Short Haired Vicki.
Lil’ D: Only
thing she good for.
Jesus: Check
it. Think we ever gonna see da flamethrower on da show?
Lil’ D: I’m
still waitin’ to see it in da comics.
Jesus: Been
in da comics.
Lil’ D: No
it ain’t.
Jesus: In da
Manga it has, yo.
Lil’ D: How
you gonna count da Manga?
Jesus: It
counts.
Lil’ D: In
Japan. They ain’t even got da show.
Jesus: Well
who you think make da game?
Lil’ D: I
ain’t even care.
Jesus: Yeah,
I just wanna see dat flamethrower.
Lil’ D: Da
judge might use it. Dat his swag.
Jesus: He
cra enough. Might even go into the old soda pop factory and burn da whole place
down.
<STATIC>
Lil’ D:
Dang. Check it. I just saw they gonna make a new RPG tabletop Zombie Attack
game.
Jesus: Lame.
Who gonna play dat?
<STATIC>
Lil’ D:
Let’s kick out here now.
Jesus: Yo,
dat’s it fo dis show. We out!
